What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

What do most wives fantasize about?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

How do I identify fake friends in life?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?